A Little Bit Of Funny For Your Monday

This is a conversation that took place yesterday between me and my 9yo and it left me unsure whether I should laugh or cry. From here on out I will refer to my 9yo as Artful Dodger.


Artful Dodger: Mom, I think I'd rather be a criminal than a cop.

Me: Oh yeah -- why's that?

Artful Dodger: Because it's basically a game of tag -- it sucks to be the one who's it.

Me: *walks off shaking head*



Speaking of cops chasing criminals - this joke is kind of funny...or not:

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a robber who escaped from jail together. The redhead hid in a dog house, the robber hid in a cat house, and the blonde hid in a potato sack. The cops came to the dog house and listened. The redhead said “Woof!” The cops then moved on to the cat house. The robber said “Meow!” The cops checked the area around the potato sack and heard “Potatoes!” The cops chased them further and they all climbed up trees. The cops pulled out their guns and prepared. “Ready, aim…” “TORNADO!” said the redhead. The cops were startled, looked around a bit, and the redhead escaped. They continued toward the robber’s tree. “Ready, aim…” “HURRICANE!!!” yelled the robber. Again they were frightened by the outburst and looked around. The robber escaped also. They finally proceeded to the tree with the blonde. “Ready, aim…” “FIRE!!!!!” screamed the blonde.


And now for something completely ridiculous:

Bumper Car Police Chase



Alrighty then. Hope ya'll have a good Monday and if you know any good jokes feel free to leave them in comments - I could use a laugh.